Tuesday, August 28, 2007
I Am Not Gay
Idaho Senator Larry Craig (R) goes out of his way to deny that he is gay, in the wake of a bust several weeks ago for attempted lewd conduct with a male undercover officer in a Minnesota airport bathroom. "I am not gay. I have never been gay," he said.
Uh-huh.
He forgot to add, "not that there's anything wrong with that." He also forgot to plead not guilty and took the misdemeanor plea deal offered by the prosecution.
What is it with so deep in the closet Republican gay men that they can't face the truth? We're a big tent--we welcome the Log Cabin guys and wish more would come out of the Democratic closet. If you don't want people to think you're gay, don't be weird in public bathrooms. Pretty simple rule, that. It's not like bathrooms are overwhelmingly romantic; in fact it's kinda the opposite.
Uh-huh.
He forgot to add, "not that there's anything wrong with that." He also forgot to plead not guilty and took the misdemeanor plea deal offered by the prosecution.
What is it with so deep in the closet Republican gay men that they can't face the truth? We're a big tent--we welcome the Log Cabin guys and wish more would come out of the Democratic closet. If you don't want people to think you're gay, don't be weird in public bathrooms. Pretty simple rule, that. It's not like bathrooms are overwhelmingly romantic; in fact it's kinda the opposite.
Labels: Republican Wrongdoing
