Tuesday, August 13, 2019

 

Preparing for Our Coming Newspeak Future



If we are ever mandated to have unique pronouns we apply only to us, which we have to announce and then expect others to use in talking about us, I want to stake out my pronouns early.

I shall have only one. My pronoun will be "Magnificent."

Thank you for your future consideration.

(I'm seriously considering translating the unique pronouns anyone else expect me to use into just one: "Fuckhead," but I'll probably get arrested if I do)

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Thanks, if I ever want to go back to Viet Nam, I will be sure to call you.
 
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