Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Preparing for Our Coming Newspeak Future
If we are ever mandated to have unique pronouns we apply only to us, which we have to announce and then expect others to use in talking about us, I want to stake out my pronouns early.
I shall have only one. My pronoun will be "Magnificent."
Thank you for your future consideration.
(I'm seriously considering translating the unique pronouns anyone else expect me to use into just one: "Fuckhead," but I'll probably get arrested if I do)
Labels: Pronouns for the Coming Newspeak Future