Friday, October 09, 2009
President Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Le Duc Tho (for signing a peace treaty his country never intended to honor and which it broke within 2 years)
Mikhail Gorbachev (for allowing the Soviet Union to fall on the ash heap of history without nuking nations at random)
The UN (God knows why)
Truth challenged Rigoberta Menchu Tum (for a rousing good yarn of an autobiography)
Kofi Annan (for presiding over the complete corruption of the useless UN)
UN Peace-Keeping Forces (for stopping the genocides in the former Yugoslavia, Rwanda, the Congo and the Sudan and protecting the children everywhere from sexual assault. No wait...)
Yassar Arafat (for refusing to make peace with Israel and found a Palestinian state)
Al Gore and the IPCC (for spreading the lie that anthropogenic CO2 effects global temperature in any measurable way)
International Atomic Energy Agency (for failing to stop a single technologically advanced country that wanted to get nuclear weapons from getting them)
Jimmy Carter (for his continual criticism of George Bush)
Heady company indeed.
This is the last for a while, I'm off to hunt giant deer and then see The Jersey Boys in NYC. Bit of a cultural whiplash there.
Thirdly, way to visit NY once I leave...to see Jersey Boys no less...ouch