Monday, March 30, 2009
A Man Supremely Confident in His Sexuality
Like some of the relatively light weight rockers who can sing and write a song, Mayer was having delusions of guitar mastery as he played, poorly, some blues the last time I saw him live. There's no guitar in sight here so it seems that he might be backing off that dream. Either that or he's started down the Michael Jackson road of wearing ever more elaborate fantasy uniforms.
I'm pretty sure he's neither gay nor ambisexual and indeed I hear he is a great lover with a huge penis. Fortunately, I have no personal knowledge.
Still, this picture makes me hear In the Navy in my head. That's not a good thing. Jenn might have gotten out just in the nick.
Labels: John Mayer; Derision
Perhaps, but I am in favor of forming an organization that will deprive celebrities of the right to name their children so we don't wind up w/ babies named Apple, Bronx Mowgli, and Fifi Trixibelle.