Monday, June 02, 2008
Still Alive at 55
As I reach my advanced age, the pain of growing old is somewhat alleviated by what could well be a faux wisdom, but hard won through experience and, mainly, mistakes. So I've decided to impart some of the wisdom over the remaining half life of this blog. Today's subject, unfortunately, is farts.
- Never admit you've passed gas, even if there are only two of you.
- If a woman farts, (which is actually exceedingly rare) don't acknowledge it, not even a raised eyebrow. Keep a poker face as you pretend nothing happened. Trust me, this is the best course for the long run.
Labels: Wisdom of the Ages