Thursday, November 08, 2007
Jimmy Carter--Cat Murderer
The handwriting of the Nobel Peace Prize Laureate is much better than mine, but in case you can't read it, here is the transcript:5/13/90
To Sybil [Carter's sister],
Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that I’ll be glad to get you another of your choice.
I called & came by your house several times. We will be in the Dominican Republic until Thursday. I’ll see you then.
Love, Jimmy
This is strangely not that weird, considering who it is. He used .22 birdshot to scare the cat from a distance and the spreading pellets killed it. What a maroon!
You know, it makes more sense when you recall the killer rabbit episode. Aren't animals sometimes supposed to know things we don't? Just asking.
(h/t Say Anything)
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