Monday, July 31, 2006


Explaining Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter has gotten into another pickle by calling former President Clinton a latent homosexual because of his philandering. I believe the older term was Don Juanism, but I don't think the term is in the DSM 4, Rev. now And wait, isn't Coulter a lawyer? Where does she get off psychoanalyzing a raging set of contradictions like Bill Clinton. I think it's probable that he just likes pussy, a lot. Anyway here's the interview's good parts:

DEUTSCH: Off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?
DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?
DEUTSCH: You don't find him attractive?
Ms. COULTER: No. OK, fine, I'll say it on air.
DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.
DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.
Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of
latent homosexuality.
DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think
on some level, has--is a latent homosexual, is that what you're saying?
Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous--I don't know
if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many
passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.

The theory was that only a person worried about his sexuality would be a constant womanizer/cheater in order to prove to himself that he indeed was normal. Hell, I'd do it just for the heroin like beta endorphine jolt of heaven you get with orgasm (that and the valid and completing human contact). If you can get addicted to heroin, certainly you could be addicted to beta endorphine which is hundreds of times more powerful.

Since we're into a physician heal thyself sort of roll here, let Ann explain what in the name of Sharon Stone was going on here?

I have two alternative explanations of Ms. Coulter's increasingly aberrent behavior. She is either 45 or 47 and let's face it, at some point she will no longer look good in a little black cocktail dress or a miniskirt at which time no one will want to interview her on television. The minute she stops being eye candy, she will merely be another venomous harridan, kind of like your mother-in-law in spades. She'll have to switch to radio.
So, in a way, she is making hay wjile the sun shines.

I am not a psychologist but I think Ms. Coulter is suffering from some type of addictive compulsion that compels her to say things that are more outrageous than the last thing she said. What's next? An accusation that Hillary Rodham Clinton practices bestiality?

In the alternative, perhaps Ms. Coulter is merely repeating verbatim the messages she receives from the Grand Lunar through the fillings in her teeth.
"I don't know
if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many
passages memorized. "

"At some point she will no longer look good in a little black cocktail dress"

I like pussy as much as the next guy, but am I missing something here? Does this mean I'm a latent something? Can this be cured?
If the next gut is Bill Clinton, then you are a latent homosexual.
Correct me if I am wrong but, the best way to stop suicide bombings is to show 75 Ann Coulter's photos to candidates and tell them that this is what's waiting for them in heaven.
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